When I go to hotel parties I love to watch their DJs. I have learnt much about advertising, particularly about brand positioning by observing them. Like doctors, lawyers and politicians, jockeys think of themselves as special people. They think they are so unique that even a guy flying stealth might be scorned by them. They have acquired mannerisms and styles to make them and others feel like they are DJs. Like a well positioned brand in advertising, they position themselves to fit our perception very well.
Let us study these guys from an advertising professional’s perspective. Let us see what makes them a Disc Jockey or a DJ anywhere else.
Name:
Your name should be something like DJ Nasha, DJ Sasha, DJ Doom, DJ Storm, DJ Ankit, DJ Acid, DJ Black Widow, DJ Orangutan etc. There will be no jockeys with names like DJ Mathew Kurian, DJ Subash S. Nair, DJ Thomas Joseph etc. If your parents have given you a normal name change that to something like I have mentioned above.
Hair Cut:
You can be bald, with sparse hair or very long hair. Bleached hair and hair locks are also largely accepted. Normal haircuts are big NO-NOs. The thumb rule is not to look like a guy whose mother has combed his hair.
Facial hair:
French beards, Goatees (like that of James Hetfield from the heavy metal band Metallica) are in.
Facial Expression:
Always look like a guy who hates humanity. Wear this expression even while you go for a pee. Never never smile at people and always be as unfriendly as possible. Remember that Un-cool is Cool.
Dressing:
You should be the missing link between a funky teenager and a 70yr old guy. They key is to shock people, either by simplicity or extravagance. Wear black. Wear chains around your neck. Have innumerable bracelets on both hands. Your fingers should adorn at least 20 junk metal rings.
Many people might say that I am stereotyping, indeed I am. As social beings we have a studied notion about what all things are or what all things should be. It has lot to do with our cultural background and exposure. In other words we cannot accept a DJ with a normal hair cut or a normal name. It is our perception about him that makes him a DJ. His success lies in tuning his position according to our perception.
Advertising agencies know these secrets. All they do is that they manipulate reality (not so that it becomes a lie) in such a way that people will perceive products as marketers want them to be perceived. But it can be said for sure that many successful brands became successful only because they found fresh positioning-that is not following a cliché route. Many times, this fresh route of differentiation consumes much resources and time. So a normal looking, 3 piece suit wearing DJ is possible, but it takes a while for people to accept the idea. But if it is well done, it’s worth all the effort.
So NORMALLY, as a rule,
Glue bottles will be blue,
Girls’ accessories will be in pink,
SLR cameras won’t be manufactured in white color, and
DJs will always look and act crazy.
Next time you see a DJ, know that it is not his fault that he acts strange. We people want him this way and he just acts and fits in for survival.
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